The Evil Assistant Application

Need a job? I think I have the perfect one, I am looking for an evil assistant. Now, to further this, I figure I will need to conduct an interview, therefore I need an application for the job.

Name________ DOB________ SSN___-__-____ Current City? _____________ State__
Are you willing to relocate? __
Do you work well with your hands?__
Do you work well with evil machinery?__
Do you like working at night under the cover of darkness?__
Are you good with agreeing with your Evil Master?__
How many years of Evil Assistant work have you done?___
Please list any past Evil Geniuses, Scientists, or Axis Powers you have worked with in the past below:




Signature________________ Date_________

Please Complete in BLACK ink only. (This will need to be faxed to the main offices)

The Day of Discovery

Well, I had a good day, did some chores around the house, cooked dinner, had some fun asking questions to someone I just met. I went out to karaoke, had more fun, this was just a day that wouldn't end, or at least I wish it didn't have to. So, to leave you I will give you a gift of the Dan Band, these guys are funny. Hope you enjoy it. It is a remake of Total Eclipse of the Heart. If you want to see it, look it up on you tube, I don't want to put it here due to the language, some little kid might find it and then I will have parents emailing me telling me I taught there kids bad language. So go there, you will like it, it is funny, but I warned you there is some language in it. So there is your warning, so don't blame me.

The 2 O'Clock Shadow

So, this blog is going to basically be a sounding board for me. I must admit the name was hard to come up with. But I did, my beard is one that competes with Homer Simpson, I can grow a new beard, after shaving, in a week. I might even post my pictures of different beard styles I do to entice you people to read. I will post everything from what I am thinking, to reviews, to my life that day. I need to do this just to vent at times, so read anyway, it might make you laugh or just think. So hopefully this will be fun, part of my first post as well is something my friend showed me.



Its just funny and you will find yourself just saying in an english accent all the sudden and just start laughing. I know I do.

And here is your first bearded post as well.